Now Taking Requests
I’m writing a story. I’ve got two pages. It’s a bedtime story for people who don’t go to bed. When you ask for a bedtime story, you want certain things in it… Lay ‘em on me. Writing is not a closed process, ever. Don’t be ashamed to make requests, as long as they’re honest. I will do everything in my power to work them into the work in some way shape or...
Anonymous asked: prone to vanity?
My Life Isn't News
By that rationale, neither is anyone else’s. Let’s humor ourselves anyway. Cut up my leg pretty bad, which doesn’t actually bother me that much but it’s a bitch and a a half to take care of, showering with one leg stuck out past the shower curtain, redressing, antibiotics, no drinking, etc. Picture in a post preceding this one. The arm that holds the pedal on my bike...
I am going "camping"
I venture out with a half dozen people, each more trustworthy and respectable than me on several levels. One of them goes to Harvard. Woo. This means that, though I could be entirely wrong, there is a high likelihood that I will be remembered by any new acquaintances on this trip as “that guy who drank too much and told all the tasteless jokes.” In the event of my death or...