They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert)
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I don't do well around Try-Hards.
Watching them is really fucking exhausting, and sharing your life with them in any way can be positively destructive depending on how long the exposure is.
Four years in five minutes
Not only does this speech have to be good enough to be chosen over four other highly qualified people, it has to actually be genuinely good because If I make it through this will be the last thing I ever say to the school as a whole.
I want one wall of my house covered in a superman...
and an opposing wall with nothing but pictures of bats. The third wall is seafoam and the pink of erasers. And then a window for the fourth.
Anonymous asked: Is Amy really taking over your column? Jesus.
Anonymous asked: Admit it. You kicked him out because he's black, didn't you?
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I led an incoming freshman tour this last Saturday and I realized something. In the past, when I’ve said “kids” in relation to my contemporaries, it was a little play on age and its relative and often misjudged relevance in personal interactions. It was a self-aware joke of my own youthful ignorance and lack of worldly sophistication. Now, on the other side of a BA (not the...
Identity Crisis, pre-Purchase (Interactive Prose...
What exactly makes you ? What do you have in common with other ? Do you feel you have enough in common with other  to call yourself ? Is being  a good thing? Why would you identify as a  if it was a bad thing? Why would you accept the term , and all of its negative connotations if you were going to defy them? Couldn’t you defy them without even going to the trouble of...
I haz a new one. x2. Judging by how bad I’m trolling the connector about it though, I don’t think I’ll be getting my hi-five. Which is really too bad, because he’s a cool guy and I’d have liked to have hung out with him more before he got chewed up and spat out.
they will all see you the way I do.
HE WAS RIGHT. →
It's kind of an obvious Analysis, but it's worded... →
GET RICH OR TRY DYING: Privilege; A Poem For Men... →
It loses its center at the end a little, but its exactly what men need to be aware of. Privilege extends to everything about the straight white male experience. There isn’t biologically a “norm” or “baseline” for humans, so why is there socially? skitterypigeon: D.A. Clarke reprinted from Banshee, Peregrine Press Copyright (c) 1981 D. A. Clarke. All Rights...
are kind of a shitty thing. They make us focus all of our good will and specific desires into these little pockets of excitement when we should really be pursuing all the values they represent in relative moderation 365 days of the year. That said, Happy St. Patrick’s day, please be safe and take a little time to think about how much the Irish have contributed to our national character.
Anonymous asked: What's with the Superman theme?
People ask me my major...
dildography and dildonics.
There need to be more indie folk songs about...
enough of this “pursuit of the most painful and unrequited love bullshit.” I expect Bon Iver’s “Dat Ass” any day now.
I hear an incessant rumor that Luke's cock is...
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People who tell me I'm looking too closely at a...
then use their close experience with it as justification for their points. Brainwashing happens every day. If you don’t think this world is super fucked up and essentially beyond permanent repair, you’re either blind or an idiot.
I fucked your mom and she hated it.
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I'm 22 today.
I’m clinically depressed and not taking the pills for it. Yet. My stomach is still attacking me with ambiguous pain. I have to go back to the doctor until they figure it out, and until then do all of this shit I don’t want to do to “manage my condition” that doesn’t work. My quickly dwindling percocet stash barely holds me together. The devil’s grass...
Fucking shit. This album is so good all I can do...